i got attacked by a stupid fucking magpie on my way to uni this morning. THREE times no less.
i was walking happily across the big field as usual, holding my sandwich breakfast getting ready to eat, and then
WHOOOOOSH, WHOOOOOOOSH.
i thought they were golf balls, cos usually there are guys practicing their drives, and lo and behold! a MAGPIE.
so i had to throw my painstakingly-cooked-before-coming-out-of-the-house sandwich onto the ground to distract the bird.
but nooooooo, it had come at me a third time.
WHOOOOOOOSH!
DAMN YOU MAGPIE.
